I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Welp...herpes.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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