No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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