is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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