i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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