Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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