Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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