i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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