Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No subtext here. People are naked.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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