i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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