Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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