Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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