Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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