My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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