Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you would pick up someone in the library
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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