I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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