Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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