meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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