So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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