I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
id be glad to
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
