I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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