Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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