K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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You were trust falling into bushes
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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