is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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