Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
PANTIES FOUND
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