i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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