No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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