used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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