"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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