We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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