haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Come share oat with me in your robe
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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