think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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