I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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