my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my sisters under your porch take her home
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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