Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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