i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
