That's intense
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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