I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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