I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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