Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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