who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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