so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
two words...techno handjob
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
this must be what syphilis tastes like
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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