Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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