Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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