If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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