I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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