Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You need a sexual gate keeper
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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