they need to just BURY HIM!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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