what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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