I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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