normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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