if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We had to coat check the pizza.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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