so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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