On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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