dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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