hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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