My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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