Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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