I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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